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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 14:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Is there any program to remove music from affirmations (if you listen to subliminals you know that affirmations are masked with music so I want to remove this music to find out the affirmations)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Sean “Diddy” Combs Demands Sex-Trafficking Trial Be Tossed Out Over “Prosecutorial Misconduct” - Deadline

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Switzerland proposes forcing UBS to add $26bn in capital - Financial Times

So they tried

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

O'Malley's dad 'super relaxed' cornering title bout - ESPN

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What movies have not aged well?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How often should you use red light therapy?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Costco opens a whole new kind of store - TheStreet

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World available today - My Nintendo News

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

3 Subtle Signs Your Relationship Is Near Its End — By A Psychologist - Forbes