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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 14:59

Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What movies have not aged well?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?
Catatonics & High Colonics
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How often should you use red light therapy?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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